delaying?

I wish he took his wallet so he'd be just like Robin hood, stealing from the rich

you gain karma for killing bad people

the cats will be left to mourn

I told my friend about the guy Missouri murdered yesterday and she was like "wasn't that in south carolina"? and informed me another guy was murdered by the state yesterday, that's great, cool

some rando sent me some crazy text about how they were named vitor gonzalez and they were coming for my head all serious n shit n of course i say "lol you can give me head, right after you gonzalez deez nuts"

so i guess if I disappear it means that backfired, rip in piece

oh my fucking christ I keep typing "old" into my search bar, wanting it to autofill "old.reddit.com" which it DOES for "ol" but once I type that "d" it switches and if I hit enter on reflex, which I do, it keeps googling "old" and I want it to stop doing that ahhhhhh

going in to work with a smile on my face shouting "happy 9/11!!"

Im going to be real i would be very tempted to walk out with my shit at that point

I wish Victoria 3 had fortifications so that I could roleplay a 100 years early Enver Hoxha and spend half my country's gdp on bunkers so that when the British eventually come, they never leave alive

I know you're joshing but the helmet IS designed to break easily. This lets it absorb and redirect the force of the impact so effectively. Cars call it 'crumple zones' but it's the same thing.

SURE, or maybe that makes sense or maybe BIG HELMET GOT TO YOU

if it's not clear im joking im not anti helmet