The adjuster and his arch foe, the bungler

Yeah it's awesome, need more of it

they were going to build thousands of miles of tunnels, in the ice sheet of Greenland, to house hundreds of missiles, and only didn't because "greenland's ice sheet is too unstable for long term housing"

but they can't solve homelessness or etc

If liberals had brains they'd want the entire leadership of the DNC thrown into a pit for this and other colossal failures. Instead they're brainless and will just blame us for not voting

honestly cool i'll love not paying taxes, not like the federal government does dick all for me with my money. If they wanna bomb iran they can pay for it, lmao

Nobody needs to tell me how taxes work or are necessary for a functioning state, I already know, I've played more victoria 3 than you scrubs, but we're paying taxes and we don't even get a functioning state out of it 🙄

Do you actually think the Biden admin caused inflation

Biden admin pushed for war in Ukraine, probably the biggest shock to global grain prices

voting for trump doesn't mean that'd be fixed, but

i feel like i could write a satirical article about "top 10 most important most important elections of our lifetime" and basically just list every previous election in order and that'd be a solid Onion bit

how do I get paid, though

Hillary "i lost to the reality show host my campaign picked to be my opponent" Clinton

It genuinely pains me how much capitalism has ruined ~~internet spaces.~~

Milei is like some rhys Darby hobbit looking motherfucker

Now look up the origin of "pie in the sky"

if Biden has blood on his hands

The only reason a non ideologically brainwashed person would say he DOESN'T have blood on his hands is because he's probably been too fucking senile to actually sanction what's been going on. But if that isn't the case, then the blood of every single Palestinian dead over the last year is on his hands, you dumb motherfucker