Most politicians hide their demonic energy behind a mask. I applaud Keir Starmer for being brave enough to let his maggot-ridden bones show in public.

Comrade Putin has deployed the mind control drones, Americans everywhere will soon be under the sway of the Russian Federation!

My scorpion tanks are cloaked, stroked and ready to make the GDI croak.

The president of the leopard eating faces party would like to remind us all that wearing any kind of protective mask or helmet has been proven to be ineffective, and that he really really doesn't like it when people wear them.

Fuck, sorry guys, I keep stumbling into the cockpit drunk and splashing bourbon all over the controls, and, sheesh, wouldn't ya know it, the darn things can't hold their liquor!

Yes, well, having a brain riddled with holes and purple mice is generally pretty bad for getting elected, especially when said cheese brain is telling him to double and triple down on supporting and participating in a genocide.