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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 53 points 10 months ago

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 32 points 11 months ago

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 17 points 11 months ago

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 37 points 1 year ago

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago

ITT, somebody assumes that EVERYBODY must cope like they do.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

I'd totally be Whigging out.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I'm funny

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