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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 77 points 9 months ago

Ooooh, America bad, they're shooting their obese healthcare again.

Jokes on you, he's not shooting the fish, he's shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

I've seen "joke's on you" written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Perhaps he is addressing the jokes directly.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Jokes on you, there ain't no apostrophe

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.

Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I've seen "joke's on you" written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

American education system.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that's just a bonus.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 32 points 9 months ago

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 15 points 9 months ago

She's fantastic at another job as well. 😉

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 months ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

[-] Hempwick@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago

This joke is so old it statistically won't die in a school shooting

[-] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 33 points 9 months ago

To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 15 points 9 months ago

There's a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it's mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp, though:

Source: The Oatmeal

[-] doingless@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

[-] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as "gun free zones" to make it easier for the fishermen.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 9 months ago

…you called?

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

swimming in thoughts and prayers

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn't know: never shoot bullets at water.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what's the danger here? Ricochets off the water?

[-] daltotron@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

There's that, there's also just that they don't go in very far, doesn't work very well.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 9 months ago

That's why Supply Side Jesus sells grenades

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago

You just need to rebuild the stream so it's more like a prison, job done.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn't go well for the fish.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Catfish? Nah

Gatfish

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Haha, but like wtf?

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