If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-opening-new-stores-flagship-whp-global-mortar-2023-9

Just, ya know, if we need FUTURE family planning advice.

How would you know? You're sleeping.

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

I caught your tongue in cheek-ness.

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Dark...

Strong...

With a spoon in them.

Biblical or modern?

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.