No, that's why I weasel worded it with "supposedly". Like, there are some sites that say it's true but are you gonna trust a place called memesfeel.com?

Supposedly the U.S. military is the largest buyer of glitter so that makes sense.

I recognized the "not a butt plug", it's a Hawaiian poi pounder. Worth $1800 to $2200 if anyone's curious.

Futurama reference.

Neandertallica.

"Do you see the perpetrator?" "Yeah, I'm right here."

You're a good writer, I read that 3 times. Very evocative, well-paced, humorous.

Any bot mitigation or account age requirements planned?

1% of analog tv static is due to the cosmic microwave background, remnants of the early formation of the universe and critical evidence of the big bang. The og random bullshit signal.

Interestingly, Jesus probably heard about this disaster. Woulda been a current event for him.

As a percentage of world population that's comparable to like 477,000 people dying at a football game today. Or possibly 1 million people, depending on what population estimate you use.

whack a mole...

That's what I'm trying to block though.