My overstay torso is horrified

My immigrant ass is terrified.

Sometimes the person telling you that during the interview is subtly telling you to run.

He should declare presidential immunity.

They will rent you a fucking truck, it isn't that expensive either.

#not all humans

Unless they are getting paid over the summer, it's not time off.

When you are living paycheck to paycheck, that number is probably the same.

The fish would still be underwater though

Yup, I'd prefer a fingerprint sensor on the back of the phone than what we have today

They'll probably pin it on the actors and writers when we all know it's because they lost subscribers to their no password sharing policy.

I've been getting a lot of messages on LinkedIn from recruiters, a lot of these are asking me to be in the office 2 to 3 times a week. If I was to commute, I'd leave before my son is awake and arrive after he has gone to bed, working from home, I see him whenever I want.