That beard reminds me of Hook, and the text fits.

After watching Evangelion would you then say that "Anime was a mistake"? 😁

Those golden shoes remind me of something:

I have golden shoes, isn't that weird?

Do an online poll or if you don't have time choose: Kitty McKittyface.

Yeah Elon is a shoot first kind of guy anyways.

I would be surprised if it's less than $100

Hope it's a concrete floor.

That girl is allright.

Say no to small crimes or cheats, but arms dealers and intelligence agencies are always welcome.

Done and done, is it Shadow Lands or a pubg map?

Just write woke or liberal instead of post-structualist, if it's even possible to know what you mean...

The Turtle Moves!