My inner mathematician respects Java. The first step in any problem is defining your universe

A word document is xml

Stupid sexy succulents...

For everyone with a peloton, you can flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

People who can afford 3000$ tickets can afford to take a day off to vote.

That's a bad dragon.

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

You should ask Trump, he is a stable genius

They're illusions, necromancer, a trick is what you dig out of a grave

My grandma, what big gills you have

They were full sized tables but then Bobby dropped them