[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago

Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 months ago

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago

It's OK, it can be hard to cry sometimes.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago

Well they've also redefined the second amendment to mean "We can own whatever weapon we want" so constitutional literacy is clearly not a strong suit.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn't launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

It's been a while since I've been to church. I thought the storm calmed when Jesus appeared?

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago

they should unionize.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

There is no greater force in the universe than the feeling of "Fuck that guy in particular"

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Truth is a little different. They didn't chop off your hands for failing to meat a quota. You can't work without hands, see, so that wouldn't really help. Naw, they just fucking killed ya. The hands were supposed to be what the soldiers brought back to count how many they killed, to prove they hadn't wasted ammo. Seriously. The photos of people with just hands cut off were from soldiers cheating the system and just cutting off hands of random people so they could shoot more later. It was fucking barbaric.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

How does this keep happening. >_>

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