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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Try combining any of two of these for an even better experience.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Jerking off while killing your dad is not ok

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Jerking off while crying is a perfect match.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I do like living and jerking off

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tag yourself, I'm jerking off

E: 'pawing off' but boring human words

OwO I think u r probably a furry I just leaned a new word for when a furry masturbates will use this word to describe horny furry friends :3

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

piss your pants? shit and cum maybe?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago
[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

4/5 and working on the 5th one. All in a day's work.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

It's OK, it can be hard to cry sometimes.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, just afraid to look up. Who knows what I'll see after today.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Therapy ✨

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 1 year ago

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

“you can jerk off.”

“source?”

[-] danielf@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Rational Wiki?~~ Okay, nope.

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