If he's that wacked out on drugs maybe he shouldn't have access to guns.

Shouldn't they be looking at the night sky, though?

Buffalo wings aren't made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can't even fly.

Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.

I heard he's going to announce that due to inflation he's changing his name to 65 Cent.

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

After taking one look around they asked if they could go back in isolation.

That explains a lot.

That's because kids work harder on an empty stomach.

He did so much crime he hasn't the time.

There is something fundamentally wrong with having to prove I'm human. Especially to a machine.

What if the other head is not in the mood?