Hey have you ever considered acquiring more succulents?

I am a carpenter. I bought a jewelry rack for my partner off amazon. It broke in 2 months.

I assure you your time and effort will not go to waste as this is going to last a million times longer. Not to mention the brownie points!

What a shithole.

Hope he gets into a college as far away as possible.

Just tie it to the moon.

I've cancelled everything in my life that requires a monthly payment (asides vehicle and rent).

It's not that I can't afford it, it's that I'm fucking sick of it.

What - you can't even buy a nice two-bedroom condo here for a million dollars, I think you need to re-evaluate what a millionaire is today.

JUDGES HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

It looks like a shitty kit car.

This sentiment is why I fully believe at least 50% of you shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Which is more dangerous, backing into a parking spot, or backing into traffic?

For the love of God, if you drive a vehicle, figure it out.

At this rate we're probably only a year or two away from seeing an area in the world head into the 50°C+ range and kill everyone who can't get into air conditioning.

Nah this place is WAY more chill than reddit.

Yeh but this is summer. All you can see is darkness and it's -48°C the other 10 months of the year....

Man I've NEVER heard of a raccoon attack that's fucked up. I've interacted with a million raccoons (including one that broke into my kitchen once) and they have never come close to attacking me. Sounds like they might indeed have rabies. Glad you and your pup sound ok. Just call in sick if you need the sleep tomorrow.