The Excelsheet that tells me how long I have to work on Friday to get my 40 hours in.

A nice try, but there is no way the camera bump is going to look like that.

Enthusiasm.

The solution seems simple. Don't marry and don't have kids. Eventually America dies off and the rest of the world closes the book on the experiment that failed.

Why would anyone buy shares in a company that is not profitable, nor may never be profitable. Even they wrote that in the IPO. What would a buyer of shares be buying a share of?

Too much lead in the water.

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

The Continent.

What do you expect from a Groẞ Gerau plate.

Yes. Apple and Google should ban the Facebook app.

The people who vote AfD don't follow the mainstream conservative media, so probably don't even know there are protests, like Trump supporters who follow news outlets that support Trump. It would help if, for example, a number of famous football teams were brought in to promulgate a more inclusive message. That would likely be more effective than a few minutes on the ARD or ZDF News.

Sometimes you're not sitting at the machine you're working on.