Hey speak for yourself, I was forced into French immersion school by my parents with promises of good government jobs. Now I can understand French but Quebecois is a whole different beast 😂

When you misclick placing stairs in the sims 4

Once again, they are not skinned alive to make a sweater so not exactly what my ex pictured happened for yarn products.

The Princess Bride, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Both have so many great lines they still crack me up every time!

I mean they are certainly shorn more than once before that happens, so I wouldn't exactly say it's a blood sacrifice.

My ex thought the only way to get llama wool was to kill the llama. For some reason, this logic only applied to llamas, she understood sheep wool didn't require the same sort of blood sacrifice.

With kids!

Imagine the humidity 😩

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

Have you ever had a cold sore? Congrats, you're part of the Herpes Havers group!

A bunch of morbid and medical subs like morbid curiosity, medizzy, medicalgore, thegrittypast. I always have found those subs super interesting and filled with discussion about stuff I don't usually encounter in my day to day life so I've been missing that.

I would love a scientific breakdown of what it would be like to experience this. Like would gravity being fucked up cause everything and everyone to be yeeted off the planet? Would the heat from the exposed molten center cook everything first? It's all terrifying.