The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.

I'll take "Things not built by Boeing" for 800, Alex.

We call that a prison pacifier!

We've been using Master/Bater down at the church.

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I'd link to the article but it's a nightmare.

I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can't resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

Shelley Duvall, Richard Simmons, and now Shannen Doherty. Just a wave of sad news recently.

This is my wife and me. Also, she loves to plan trips and I love to be spontaneous. The compromise is she plans everything for the trip and doesn't tell me anything. That way she gets her organization and I get my surprises.

Can someone ELI5? I mean, I understand what is being said, but how is it a whole game is less storage than a modern image of that game?

Heat + Old(er) + Rocky Greek Island + Hiking = Death

I think this math checks out.