Assuming you're not trolling... Seriously, why?

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don't be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don't have to be hot to be attractive.

Lets. Get. Dangerous.

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

I am neither Dem nor Trumpublican... without abolition of the more heinous party (GOP) through resistence from other non-fascists, we have no hope of improving. I am not a "we" with Dems. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Though, being forced to vote for a literal "lesser of two evils" does not remove the sidedly inaccurate notion that "getting us to play their game they win" isn't BS. If you DON'T play, they win. Well-natured beliefs that "rising above pettiness wins" have continuously failed against their churlish word games. If they smirk and say "royal flush" while playing checkers, throw down an Uno reverse card. Fuck the game if rules only apply to some players. Acquiescence to GOP fuckery is weak.

BoTh pArTieS aRe ThE SaMe!!

Plot twist: Both children are named 'Me' and they are praying for the other to win

I mean... a cookie WOULD be nice.

Kill... meeee.

Livin' up to that username, kid.

Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

Your first suggestion is not possible for a significant percentage of people, from a US perspective. The infrastructure is not there for public transport. Walking to your job everyday is a foolish suggestion, for anyone not within a reasonable mileage of their home.