[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

chuds say that we must retroactively sack the queen for being too humane foucault-madness

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Operation Massacre Insurance might have just evolved into Operation Occupy Socotra (via the UAE) and Perpetually Conduct Bombing Campaigns in Syria, Yemen and Iraq.

It doesn't really seem like they have an endgame in mind at all.

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

'you see, this man's background is very unusual. he's a member of the group which ruled the island nation as a dictatorship, which is how its so unusual that he's now a magnate'

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Well, Iraq is not much of a firm client state of the US. It's more of a battleground for influence between Iran, Turkey and the americans. After all, didn't the iraqi parliament try and expel american troops not too long ago?

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

terrible optics

it's just irrelevant

a) hardline american evangelicals worship pastors who tell them that protecting israel is godly

b) american foreign policy is not up for elections

as far as israel is concerned they have to bomb palestinians as much as they can get away with, which as it turns out means bombing all palestinians as long as the US exists

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

F U L L

S T A L I N

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

george santos' war against the US congress may have been cut short, but i will not let you refer to george without adding the title 'coronél' in front

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

a great bit idea would be to somehow trace putin's genealogy and argue he's an heir to muhammad and to the abbassid caliphate, hence the russo-british rivalry being an ummayad/abbassid struggle

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Portuguese Prime Minister António Costa fell due to corruption charges but its entirely possible that, actually, the charges were against the wrong person and were instead meant to investigate the Economy Minister António Costa Silva.

does this mean portugal loses its seat in the UN and rejoins the brazilian empire?

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

he's running for president, not from prison but from the courthouse itself

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

someone help i keep borrowing racism points and spending them in every store i can find instead of focusing on one brand at a time

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

the FIFA cup of 2030 is a conspiracy where the spanish princess and the moroccan prince are gonna marry and unity the land, claiming to be catholic and caliphal majesties at once. also argentina will become a province of the viceroyalty of uruguay.

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