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Is that even true?? You still have your balls, the sperm just doesn’t have an exit route anymore. Like, biology is weird as shit, I could see that somehow causing testosterone to drop slightly for some weird ass reason, but I’ve never heard of it.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Not dying from a miscarriage at 20 doesn’t mean you have good genes, it means you’re lucky. Teen pregnancies (she had just turned 20) are more likely to have complications because their body isn’t finished developing yet.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

But I was assured the memes were totally ironic?? 🤔

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Ew.

*upvote*

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago

True southern hospitality—like giving a stranger a ride home because you happened to see them walking along the road—is something I’m big into. I always try to do what I can to be that person. Which usually embarrasses my husband and he’s telling me to mind my own business, lol.

All the funerals I’ve been to in the south had a big gathering afterwards with a ton of homemade food, and I think that should really be standard. My (non southern) husband was surprised the first time we had to stay and eat and talk to everyone afterwards.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 2 days ago

Isn’t this just Chrono Trigger?

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 days ago

Sorry I can’t read this post, it’s in Haitian Creole 😔

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago

Man, they are BIG fuckin mad about it too, they came back over 20 minutes after deleting my comments to reply to the deleted comment (is that something only mods can do?) to call me a troll and tell me to fuck off.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Context: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27423240

I would repost the comments here to show I didn’t say anything objectionable (I wrote a decently long comment about how I was checking mod logs and didn’t see removed posts and agreeing with the request for more details) but it looks like they got totally nuked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, it looks like this meltdown is over some prolific shitposter getting banned from blahaj 6 months ago and I guess OP just now noticed. And also doesn’t understand that not federating posts from banned users is not “removing posts.”

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Alt text: a post from @lolennui.bsky.social that says: Once my German friend asked what creative people do without arts grants and other support in the US and I felt like a parent trying to explain to their kid that the puppies can die sometimes

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Alt text: a post by mephistopheles that says: the wrath of khan is like really insane bc khan is like 'im going to make kirk suffer the way i suffered when my wife died' and then he kills spock

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17658187

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Weed and furry rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Alt text: a one panel comic drawn in the style of The Onion’s Stan Kelley that says “shelter from the storm”; three rain clouds that say “resurgent fascism”, “irreversible climate change”, and “impending economic collapse” are raining on a furry character, who is cheerfully whistling because they have an umbrella labeled “weed and furry porn” that is keeping them dry. Similar to The Onion comics, a smaller character representing the artist is in the corner, saying “weather proof.” The artist is CritterDome

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Photo credit: Matt Minnich

archive.org link to a news story with more info.

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July 5th air quality rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Image description: an AQI scale that shows “173 - Unhealthy. Air quality index is 173, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.”

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Block rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Image transcription: a post from @xed.bsky.social that says: "i never block anyone" is the social media equivalent of taking floor drugs

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