One month in and still unsure whether we're looking at a decade-week summer, the summer of Kamala or just maybe a classic white boy summer? What's it gonna be?

Trump reelected, storm begins, Hillary Clinton executed by firing squad, Lavrov "Genocide Joe" UN speech, Germany defaults, EU starts dissolution process

Two years after Ratimir Poopin' personally invaded The Ukraine, Germany legalizes marihuana in a desperate attempt to shore up stoner support for democracy.

Hard to convey how big this is - sure, smoking weed has become as normalized here as anywhere else in the west, then again the repercussions for doing it are at least theoretically quite insane, like for example you automatically lose your drivers license for 6 months if you're caught DUI with any amount of cannabis in your piss.

The legalization itself is very German: it's 180+ pages of legalese, you have to register with a "smoking club" where you grow and share your weed among club members, 500 members per club max, no public or pharmacy dispensaries, no smoking within 500 yards of any school, playground or kindergarten, buying on the black market is still technically illegal and so is stashing more than 40 grams per adult... you know, rules-based stuff.

But at least it's mostly legal now, cops can't take it away any more and you won't get into legal trouble. Oh, I mean as soon as the lower house passes the bill, but they kinda have to apparently. I think this is the first time that I'm actually kinda happy about my government.

But it will get old real fast I bet.

Hot take: The border fuckery is preventing Genocide Joe from starting a desastrous war in Iran right now, we must give critical support to Gred Abode and the Texas Oblast

No brakes on this train, Mr. President!

The U.S. literally hasn't declared war since WW2

Well they declared war on drugs.

Dear American comrades, please don't think this shit is a US exclusive. We have those insane books here in Krautland too:

It was a fucking bestseller and they made a movie out of it. However since 2022 Merkel's image has dropped significantly since she wasn't tough enough on Russia and only cared about the economy lol.

Westerners are the most propagandized people in the world.

if we can Hamas a taco we can Hamas a neighborhood

This asshole ruined my episode

Yet another Obama crime libs will always deny

so i just told him that Galicia belongs to the poles and left.

"You must be a capitalist by the time you're 40" is just equivalent to

The true tankie prefers converting the libs with seas of tanks