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Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 138 points 1 year ago

In a rare Oval Office speech, the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone, as he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel

Is funding genocide with billions not a form of hate?

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone

Strike that. Reverse it.

he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel

Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don't even have a functioning lower house.

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don't even have a functioning lower house.

Its funding Israel. They will find a way.

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[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

now hes just randomly rambling about Putin

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

Americans will dismiss Russia as being irrelevant with a small economy while obsessing over it being the source of all evil.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"They're just a silly little gas station! AND THEY INTERFERED IN OUR SACRED ELECTORAL PROCESS AND PUT A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE! KOMPROMAT! DISINFORMATYA! WHABABABAOUJISM!" maybe-later-kiddo

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The emeny is weak and strong, shifting rhetorical framework, yadda yadda. The first twenty minutes after someone explains it, it feels like you're seeing the political world for the first time. For the next twenty years it's just unspeakably, depressingly banal.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)

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[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 1 year ago

Putin created Hamas actually. He did so as part of his campaign to make joy, freedom, and democracy illegal globally.

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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not powerful enough to interrupt the MLB playoffs though. All the grillman out there balled straight through it

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nobody can contain the power of a baseball fan, or any sports fan really. If sports were played during work hours the economy will collapse in weeks.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

A fight between baseball fans and football ultras would be the most one-sided battle in history even if the baseball fans were allowed to bring bats.

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[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

What percentage of hexbears have cable AND actively watch it?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Theres still antennas

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I literally had no idea this happened

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have Direct TV Stream but I watch basically nothing live except sometimes football. Usually I will tune in late so I can skip commercials and end the game in real time.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.

When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house and announcing the assassination of Osama bin Laden. I know what 9/11 was and who he was, but I literally did not give a fuck. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

This asshole ruined my episode

Yet another Obama crime libs will always deny

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[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait what time? I set Jeopardy to record, this asshole better not have fucked it up

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Dictator of the USA Regime forcibly subjects citizen-hostages to his incoherent senile ramblings

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

In ebil 1984 North Korea, the Great Leader's speech supercedes all other TV programming.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biden's whole attempt to present himself as the modern reincarnation of FDR, with building up an "arsenal of democracy" for fucking Ukraine and the zionist entity, is laughable.

Also it's been a minute since i listened to him speak for more than ten seconds, has he gotten worse?

"I was in a train and then I wentensaw mhsow zele- presind zelinskee...and I knew America wassa beacon ofope for the worl..."

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

He's clearly gotten worse, just imagine him in a debate with trump-moist next year.

[-] GreatWhiteNope@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

As if either of them would agree to a debate

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[-] D3FNC@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

His team went for the FDR comparisons, Biden kept fucking it up by mentioning how much he was trying to be Reagan

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[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Wait what? I don’t have tv

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Didn't every cellphone in America receive a "test-alert" the other week? Probably routine. fedposting

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Motherfuckers woke me up with that shit. I have to work at night assholes

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

because the alert was able to override volume/mute settings it screwed over many people in Amish Communities, and other people with secret phones

not to minimize your circumstance, I also worked nightshifts and the struggle is real

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate software defined inputs. A button should open or close a circuit.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The NSA disagrees with you

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

I hadn't even thought about that, that's so fucked up

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Many people in jails and prisons got caught having phones due to it also.

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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Hamas haven't even been launching subsequent attacks in the past week, have they? It was just a one-and-done few-day thing with a couple follow-up rockets.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

you don't understand, they literally did 9/11^911^

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[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

do we have a max headroom emote yet

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I'm now envisioning a truly cursed mashup of Max and Biden called Jacks Headroom

[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Which channels did he hijack?

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