I got something stupid like a 96 on the ASVAB and I just told the first air force guy I smoked a lot of weed and I never heard from any military again lmao
It was tempting when they offered me to go right into a program to become a satellite operator starting off making $125k/year immediately after boot camp... but I don't regret not taking that offer. Who knows what would have actually materialized, anyways. Probably would have been 6 years deep dreaming of hopefully seeing 6 figures one day while I end up managing logistics or something.
lmao I'm guessing someone who doesn't speak Spanish was told "we are out of ice, make a sign that says 'No ice, no hielo, thanks, management' and put it on the soda machine" and they just rolled with it phonetically