Great prose and truthful. My brain heard it in James Earl Jones’ voice.
No problem. The stable genius will just increase tariffs on china to 250%.
Wow, I'm officially at the "Abyss staring back" part of my life now. Serves me right I guess.
In my head canon, this cat is a rich aunt from a Wes Anderson movie named Tabitha Covingtess. Her role would be understated but pivotal and she would steal every scene.
Hey! I remember driving past that mural many times. I realize now I haven’t seen it in a few years.
Flagrant false advertising
The mvp is in the comments of the comments
I don’t normally make thirsty comments but that ass is persuasive. The other half of young-fun-couple is damn lucky.
I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.
I signed up for the trial, and I keep forgetting to cancel.
Same. Trying to keep it that way
2013? Damn anonstradamus