2013? Damn anonstradamus

Great prose and truthful. My brain heard it in James Earl Jones’ voice.

No problem. The stable genius will just increase tariffs on china to 250%.

Wow, I'm officially at the "Abyss staring back" part of my life now. Serves me right I guess.

In my head canon, this cat is a rich aunt from a Wes Anderson movie named Tabitha Covingtess. Her role would be understated but pivotal and she would steal every scene.

Hey! I remember driving past that mural many times. I realize now I haven’t seen it in a few years.

Flagrant false advertising

The mvp is in the comments of the comments

I don’t normally make thirsty comments but that ass is persuasive. The other half of young-fun-couple is damn lucky.

I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.

I signed up for the trial, and I keep forgetting to cancel.

Same. Trying to keep it that way