[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

Someone check up on Eve Fartlow, she sees posts like this and truly believe they're excerpts from Mein Kampf

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

How dare you, I have done plenty of praxis.

As the General Secretary of the Communist Party of Wyoming (Posadist), I led the charge in breaking away from the revisionist Communist Party of Wyoming (Maoist Third Worldist) and calling Hasan Piker (or someone that resembles Hasan Piker) a lib on the street.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Trump's not even bad by republican standards, he's just vulgar and baffoonish. Replace him with Jeb! or Ron DeSantis or your garden variety Republican and you'd get the same defunding, same deregulation and same enshittification as him, just more subtle.

Come back when he's killed a million Iraqi civilians over fictional WMDs or getting several million people addicted then dead over opioids by deregulating prescription.

He didn't commit war crimes in Vietnam, spill over to Laos and Cambodia. Come back when he pardons the perpetrators of My Lai. Come back when he interns Japanese and nukes civilians. Come back when he Manifests Destiny.

Top 5 my ass

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

I fully believe a significant amount of libs opposed the Iraq war because it was started by Bush Jr. If it was a Democrat they wouldn't have been against it. Nevermind all the Dems that started it. GOP = bad, Dem = good, and for the parts that overlap, it's bad if GOP is currently in charge and a necessary evil/tolerable inconvenience if the Dems are in charge.

See also: Children in cages at the border

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

If Hunter converts to Islam in prison, that would make this whole media circus worth it.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Could be a global affair

Pine-Boxing Day (Commonwealth countries)

In-The-Deep-Endce Day (Mostly the USA even though a lot of countries have independence days)

Sad-turnalia (Pagans)

Hubristmas and Seaster (Christian world)

Pall(bearer)entine's Day (Worldwide, I guess)

Sinkran (Thailand)

Holi Diver (India)

Corpse-us Cristi

Sinko de Mayo (Mexico)

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Dem strategy in theory: Publically calling for an end to Israeli war crimes while still funding the IDF means the Zionists and the people with souls are both satisfied

Dem strategy in practice: Zionists upset the cash cow, while still delivering cash, complained mildly; anti-genocide protesters upset there's still unlimited funding for IDF

1000 IQ play there Mr Brandon

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

second-plane A second gust of wind has hit the Musk bridge

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

The German that got vaxxed 217 times has not drowned. Curious.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

The US has gotten so used to not obeying laws they get surprised when the laws of physics drags one of their fighter jets or ospreys out of the sky.

Like damn the laws of physics aren't like the Geneva conventions you can't just not adhere to them if you don't want to.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

This lemonade is the final ingredient to my Kahlua + 4loko based cocktail that I've been inventing.

I call it the Heart Palpatini.

It'll be drank by line cooks in 45°C kitchens everywhere. Which means it'll be consumed along with lines of cocaine in the walk in cool room.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Which is why I fully support Virgil Texas' effort to petition the government of Mongolia to send Mangudai west to annex both Russia and Ukraine to end the bloodshed.

From the (Sajó) river to the sea (of Japan), Mongolia will rule thee.

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