I was just thinking the other da.....ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

I saw AC/DC's second London gig in a pub

Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don't need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "....

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don't notice them.

Thank you Lain!

Late Friday evening at the checkout there's three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I'm not paying for his vodka and he's not going to buy my wine.

We're joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she's in a hurry.

"Sure, but I've only got this" she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts "WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???" and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking "notes". If anyone would ask what was going on, we'd say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.

Beltalowda!

UK Firefox user here.... All good

Yarrr!

Pop over to !ukcasual@lemmy.world There's a few non-Brits signed up, so you'll won't feel left out. Bring some chocolate Hobnobs and we'll put the kettle on.