[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 week ago

I mean true. At least Germany and Romans didn't have JarJar.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 week ago

I reread 1984, Animal Farm and Farenheight 451 recently, for no particular reason, but they are more accurate and depressing than ever about current events.

Highly recommended. But be prepared to be angry or depressed.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 week ago

Driving directions to your mom's house. 🥁

I'm on book 3 of the Stormlight Archive series by Brandon Sanderson. It's fantasy, it's weird in a lot of ways, but it's well written for the most part and enjoyable to read. It feels like reading an unfolding story of people in a parallel universe where things are half the same and half completely alien and different, but to them, it's commonplace, and I like that.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

Whoa now. That's dangerously close to sounding reasonable. We don't do that here.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 0 points 1 week ago

Be careful though, emergency dissolution of the Senate is exactly how Palpatine gained power. There has to be a careful plan and new system ready to go and not just fall to the one person it shouldn't.

I know it's fiction, but just saying. Dissolving it is one thing, but having a coherent plan is another.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 week ago

But gently so as not to scratch them.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

But we can't afford to feed kids or have medical care or research for cancers and diseases or build housing for everyone.

But we can buy expensive bombs galore to drop on families and build concentration camps.

Neat.

So, when do we all stop paying taxes and stop going to work and bring the whole system crashing down to stop this madness?

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

There's a big difference between getting a paper cut and being stabbed with a rusty sword. Neither one may be what you want, but telling people with a sword sticking out of their chest some platitude about "Yeah, but papercuts suck too" makes you sound like an absolute idiot.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 12 points 1 week ago

There are approximately 146,000 people named Mario in the US alone. Any one of them could do the FUNNIEST THING.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org -1 points 1 week ago

LMAO even our two comments discussing the very issue are being down voted. Good job proving our point guys...

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 0 points 1 week ago

"I didn't like getting a paper cut, never doing that again, I'd rather get stabbed with a rusty sword next time."

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 week ago

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