"I'm sorry (this got out)."

Of course, that's what estrogen does.

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

I had this in one of my anthologies as a kid and that third panel is carved into my brain.

That's such a classic, perfect joke.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you're with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

"Sorry, we'll come back later when you're feeling better."

I guess that's just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn't have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Why the fuck do these sexy dice have "sand"?

With what money, Elon? You can't afford to pay Google or office rent but you're going to pay Mr. Beast?

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.