[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago

Or diapers. 😏

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 13 points 4 days ago

How the hell am I supposed to make absurd jokes, when reality is even more absurd. 🫲 😩 🫱

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I combined some things. If you know you know. 😏

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I combined some things. If you know you know. 😏

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I think the lighting in this cartoon is better than the joke itself, but hey... 😅

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Dangers of old age.

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Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

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Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

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Not my best joke, probably done before, but this summer is giving me a headache.

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[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 52 points 2 months ago

Damn right. I shave. 🪒😎

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 38 points 2 months ago

I may have accidentally based them on Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko. 😬

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago

Truthfully, I can (sorta) draw a bunch of different animals, except rabbits and dog. I don’t know why. 🤷‍♂️

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 29 points 3 months ago

I did. I hope I got it right. 😊

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 26 points 4 months ago

Oh no. He showed them his butthole, didn’t he? 🤦‍♂️

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 121 points 7 months ago

In hindsight, I could've shown the trigger warning BEFORE showing the strip. 🤔

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 29 points 8 months ago

👮🏽‍♂️“Want to text your ex?”
🥴”Szurrre.”

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 35 points 10 months ago

It’s a good opportunity to teach little Timmy a life lesson about death without buying him a pet first.

My cheap ass dad brought home some roadkill for that purpose. ะเ

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