You can always wipe your tears with money.

I feel like he'd get [removed by reddit] instantly if he ever were to be an actual threat to Google/Apple/etc.

I mean, fobs do have value, but keyless entry is sketch and probably too much (wonder if keyless entry could be patched based eg. on some timing check so that even if the thief uses a range extender the timing would be off too much and it would lock out)

It's refreshing to the farter if it's one of those that make your tummy stop hurting after releasing them

And of course the blue checkmark

Well, got the corona, which paired with my chronic diseases gave me quite a health scare

Our (Polish) speaker of the lower chamber of the parliament is a former host of our local edition of Got Talent and his style of speakership is mostly just doing a big media show out of it

Heard an unhinged transvestigators conspiracy theory that Michelle is a trans woman and Barack is a trans man and they're a happy T4T couple

Daily reminder that Vince McMahon is a worker-abusing piece of shit

They were seething over this when Russia did it (allegedly)

What if outdoor cats… but on blockchain?

They don't need to, the terminally online shibas will spin it in no time