Is that all? Honestly, the cat will be fine, and we've got plenty of socks. How do you feel about being decorated with octopuses?

Or possibly 7% of the US thinks it's funny to give stupid answers to polls.

Everything the light touches is his kingdom.

It's the one in the list that's derogatory towards a specific group (women, in this case)

A good engineer would appreciate a 50% safety margin

Post anyway, at worst they get down voted, at best people understand better than you guessed

Does he have ten canaries following him around?