There is no better use of your awesome powers that comes to mind.

It's far funnier than it should be Your name is also perfect to have been the first to comment.

Cheesechain

They can ban all they'd like. To your point it seems tantamount to stating that crime is illegal.

I'm a waiter, that one Saturday could be 25% of my monthly income. It should be a national holiday

I'm worried this may take longer than a head of lettuce will allow.

Nice try, ICE