Sounds like you could use a vacation

The stereotypical story actually happened to me.

My parents had the habit of disabling the wifi if I didn't want to do chores.

So I looked up how to hack the neighbors' wifi. People online told me it wasn't possible, unless I installed "Kali Linux". I tried it and failed. I looked up why and people told me I should start with a beginner distro, lik Ubuntu. So I installed that.

I'd like to but I'm afraid I don't have enough dicks

But laughter is a feeling

He is running Android Studio

Or they could just charge per cup

The average beginner distro handles bluetooth headphones just fine. On Windows they do not always work reliably

Another advertisement for Linux...

C. A train flies out of the blue portal

We won't have to use this defense mechanism very often anyway. Fingers crossed.

Now that I think of it, this may actually be a pretty nice system to store files hierarchically by date.