Depends whether I'm excited or not, but usually my nose. And when I'm excited, my nose.

Cover up all destinguising marks.. Like tattoos

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

Bottom right

My Mrs always says, "I'm not being funny, but" the proceeds to be funny

How was dying the first time?

So what you're actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You're lucky he gave a fuck what you thought

I went to a comic gig earlier this year and they did an advert for sky, I was livid and proceeded to not engage anymore and tell everyone they're a shill

Your wife has seen the most dicks out of the two of you is all

I joined the gym last October, I usually road cycle 100-150 miles a week, come winter I'd hook my bike up to a turbo and spend winter indoor training, but by God it was dull, this past winter was amazing, 3 times a week strength training, yoga twice a weekend, pilates once a week, spin classes a couple of times a week, winter has never passed so quickly. Come summer the weather has been shit, barely done 1000 miles outdoors, usually would have done that in the first two months, carried on with strength training, yoga and pilates, but not so much the spin classes.

I too was thinking,what a skilled artist,being able to create a gun on a moving cyclist.