My second name also starts with p and bullies used to call me that back in school.

So I don’t find this funny even tho it objectively kinda is, lol. Hope you understand. 😅

Also my last name starts with an S so sometimes it wasn’t just peepee, sometimes it was peepeeass. You’re allowed to laugh tho.

Good luck Canada. My name is also Pierre, but fuck Pierre!

My point is that in France, there isn’t even a fascist government in power right now. And they have such high numbers.

In the USA, they have a fascist regime in power and there should be hundreds of thousands, not 20 thousand protesters. All across the country. Not just one city.

France would be up in flames if what happened in the USA happened there. There would probably be deaths. There would be Molotov cocktails thrown at police.

Now these are reasons. I agree. Participating in reality TV trash like Dschungelcamp is a cry for attention.

Tax evasion and getting arrested isn’t.

I wouldn’t call tax evasion and getting locked up as seeking relevancy but you do you.

The dude freed Andrew Tate. I don’t need to know anything else. Donald trump is a fucking scumbag and I hope he dies sooner rather than later. Hopefully it happens in a plane together with musk and Vance.

He probably doesn’t know the difference between conquering and annexing. I wish I was kidding but it might be true.

Europe stands with Canada. This situation sucks so much. I hope France sends some nukes to extend the so called umbrella.

Best America ever. What a flourishing country. Having to beg literal former enemies for food. Literally the best. Very great.

Richtest country in the world. What a shit show.

And what do Americans do? They’re memeing away. To them, 5 people holding signs on a sidewalk is a „protest“.

Meanwhile in Europe, entire districts would be on fire right now.

Because just like Europe, you need a new partner to replace the USA. I hate china as much as the next guy. And we mustn’t ever become dependent on them like we did with USA (I’m in Europe, so… u know). But we need some form of replacement.

Or… I mean I’m not an expert. Maybe we don’t need anyone else? Just EU, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, Japan? I wouldn’t be opposed to that but idk if that would be sufficient.

And because I’m petty, I hope we exclude Switzerland from that alliance/partnership. They can suck a fat one after causing probably thousands of Ukrainian deaths by blocking arms deliveries.