I do have this idea that you can save encrypted files to a cloud server and pull it out and unencrypted by a light weight program

Sounds like Cryptomator would work for you.

Thanks, I need to have another look then.

I don't see it, care to elaborate?

I have reported this post to the movie police.

In 12 years I'll be the biggest collector of reshreked movies.

No, if I'm going to suffer in my own company - So is everybody else!

I'm more of a generalist. There's only... The Pile.

I present to you: The pile.

I have outsourced my job to ten poor Indian guys all named Michael. I skim the top 75% of their wages, so you could consider me a very reasonable employer.

My MAD defense is having my ten proxies unionise and bring down the company I work for in case my boss wants me to actually do an honest days work.

Nearly there!

Don't do it OP, traveling and broadening your mind might make you enjoy life and then you'd not be so nonchalant about deleting yourself. You might end up on prison, where you'll suffer doubly due to your newfound love of life and freedom! Better semi-suffer in an empty existence for the rest of your life like most others.

Or like, just stay on a foreign beach with your embezzled money and a drink in your hand and never come back. Actually seems like the best option overall...

This is stupid.