Dang that's good on many levels.

This is why I only listen to audio formats that add information to the music, not degrade it by taking away.

This is stupid.

Browsing reddit while using a VPN is verboten.

Good grief I despise that smug, winking snoo with a effing fedora that goes along with the error page.

I'm trying to be better.

Unlike those dang noobs

the store page describes the Jarvis prototype as “a helpful companion that surfs the web for you” through web browsers

Finally I don't have to browse the web myself.

Doesn't people use a disk usage scanner every once in a while to find out if there's something hogging space?

Please base russian linux on Hannah Montana linux.

So many people think that memes are entirely made for shitposting. Memeology have taught me that some memes are wholesome.

We need the update more than a windows user need a rollback.

Palaeeudyptes klekowskii is an extinct penguin species of the penguin genus Palaeeudyptes Palaeeudyptes.

Aaw. Guess no ridable penguins for me then.

Have you ever said it and it turned out to be someone calling the wrong number? Are you ever worried she'll flip it on you and conspire with a friend to have them call you on her phone?

You're playing a dangerous game, friend.