"The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceeding fine."

My English teacher made fun of me in front of the class, completely out the blue, because she wanted to be respected by the popular kids who bullied me.

And we had to drink from the garden hose.

Certainly gives him a good way to limit social media as we approach the new election cycle.

Same. Never had it work even once.

Glitch McConnell.

Was hoping for another Four Seasons moment.

Someone already posted this somewhere. It's a second stage from a rocket (India?). Can't recall the exact one.

In at least one world, the ticket machine short circuits and electrocutes you. In one of those, you become a superhero named Lottery Lightning.

I thought that was actually the point now. Just make up the craziest scenario you can think of and then get rated on it.

"AITA for having sex on the space station with a Russian cosmonaut and accidentally creating an international incident?"

Can I steal your car if your insurance gets you a new one?

Asking for a friend on the dark web.

I deleted RIF today, and downloaded Liftoff. It's not perfect but maybe it will get better. If people wanted to shut off public discourse on social media like Farcebook/Reddit/Twit, then they succeeded.