And yet you don't know the difference between minutes and days

Unfortunately I suspect any revenge will be on the slow, tragic, and cruel end of the spectrum.

I started running and got runner's knee in a month.

Hiking it is...

Learned behavior is rarely expressed in genetics.

I wonder which came first, the invasive snails that look about the same as the other snails they were eating or the population decline of kites?

The fittest in this case would be the kites that could survive the lean times before the new snails had time to spread, which could mean quite a lot of things but probably isn't related to them being picky about what snails they were eating as they starved to death.

Shut your Oreo hole they're allowed

(Not this, but to exist as chemical goodness)

Satire

It's fictional. The "surveillance state" is "the writer's decisions."

Evolutionary adaptation doesn't happen that fast, and the name of the bird is literally a snail kite lmao.

Guess what they eat?

Funny, because it taught me that that task in reality is impossible, given real nations can't load an old save file to fix their fuck ups in a simulation far, far simpler than reality.

Of course you could certainly argue that one person wouldn't be in charge of doing literally everything.

I think it's been pretty successfully recaptured tbh. Thanks, gaybros!

Even if it hadn't been in this context the joke would be about making your brother look like a weird creep.

That's great and all but I'd like y'all to explain what, exactly, is misogynist about this post.