Remember when phones just came unlocked out of the box? You could just flash whatever you wanted on day 1 and without any data loss

They're not dumb, marketing towards woman is just more effective

So stupid

With how fast phones start up nowadays, that's hardly a pain

Did you forget timezones exist?

Man, snake faces look so stupid and cute

Have you seen their legs though? They dont look sufficient at all, especially taller birds which stand in the water often have insanely thin legs

I've seen this meme format so many times, but this is the first time I've actually seen the source

Because there are a lot of words that sound nearly identical, way more than in English. For speech you have pitch accent, but you can't achieve that with writing. I'm not saying it's a good system, but at least it makes a bit of sense. But it is pretty stupid to have 2 literally identical alphabets which just look different

Maybe a grizzly bear when you poke him in the eye just right? But an elephant... You've got nothing

I couldn't remember the word, in Dutch it's called a 'water koker', which literally translates to water cooker, so I just used that

Don't worry, you can remove your nose today! As long as it is nog a requirement to put it back on, you should be fine for the foreseeable future