ask the Kurds.

Tupac would never do this to us.

blasphemy is the ultimate victimless crime

more like it's one of the few things people still can enjoy.

"fair life" is such a disgustingly insidious name for a dairy company.

but it's super important that I pay my student loans.

so getting impeached is a bad thing?

it's been covered recently that the reason he keeps doing outside rallies this time around is because he still has outstanding bills for venues all over battleground states from the previous election; it might also be relevant that it's easier to lie about crowd sizes outdoors as opposed to indoor venues with stated capacities. in summary, he's even more of a clown than ever.

I genuinely wish we lived in the world they fear so much

the most moral army strikes again, fucking ghouls

Matt Walsh of all people calling someone a "thoroughly unimpressive human being" is so jarringly ironic it's hard to process