Don’t worry. Leslie Knope is part of Biden’s top advisors:

The left is so strong that it infiltrated NYT and CNN and online bullying made Biden sad enough to quit the race

Me going to work and forgetting how to turn on the lights after the billionaire owner flees

Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism

I don’t go to strip clubs because the interaction will be awkward. Like the girls’ job is to arouse me and get tips, but what if I just want to sit there and eat my chicken wings while watching a girl do splits in mid air? Repeatedly declining someone’s offer for a lap dance will make me uncomfortable because I’ll be “that guy who keeps eating wings and never tips” in their conversations. Also almost every ad I’ve seen with strippers feature girls with absurdly big asses or boobs and I just can’t help but find it comical which I don’t think they would appreciate.

Stop fuckin' with Korean Lenin. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!

My parents work manual labor and they rarely take time off even when sick. They’re afraid of being fired for no reason, but also anti union lol

Andor: “I will kill this imperialist with a giant bomb and be happy about it, and I am correct in doing so”

I mean a lot of people have the names Jean but probably wouldn’t call themselves French. Names aren’t a great indicator of much

It’s so fucking funny in the darkest way possible that all of Biden’s bills that nominally help Americans either never passed or immediately died, as well as platforms such as abortion being fucked without any attempt at fixing it. The only thing he has going for him is sending billions of dollars to foreign countries to kill people

I'm interested in training communists, constructing at-cost housing, and doing a political takeover here. We would only need a few hundred people to have enough voters to take over the town, defund the police, and drive out the landlords.

Lol. Good luck. Dozens of fascists and libertarians have planned this and failed miserably, and they have the money and political connections (and most don’t even want to change the status quo). I can’t imagine a communist with only money being successful. People generally don’t want to live in the middle of nowhere just because the community aligns with with them no matter how romantic the idea may be, and people generally have no idea how to form and run a brand new community. It’s highly unlikely it’ll become American Chiapas and more likely to become the libertarian town where bears drove away its residents