My go-to reaction these days:

femboy ≠ tomboy

both are good though

That's a true king.

Singapore

61% of the votes, but 89% of the seats in parliament

~~:.|:;~~

Edit: cool

Any costume that a human wear is an ape costume.

default variables to null or something

That is such a bad idea. Better to have the compiler warn you about it like in Rust, or have the linter / IDE highlight it.

Bonus: