What if there was once a sentient civilization tens of millions of years before us, but then it either destroyed itself at some point (leaving behind what are now our uranium deposits) or was wiped out by a flood basalt or something? What if the feared “bad ending” for humanity a la a nuclear war is the only civilization apocalypse that has already happened?
Wait… it didn’t close until 1996?
They also created (and later ruined) Angry Birds
Zuck’s joycons get drift and he needs to get fished off the edge repeatedly by the cloud
Considering that most are over 60 and believe in magical ecosystems that would suddenly stop burning with ever-increasing frequency and severity each summer overnight if West coast states where that happens most often elect more Republican leadership- and will now literally try to deny that it’s not raining outside- I highly doubt they’re that clever at all, let alone more so than one congresswoman who lives in their heads rent-free
I like to call it the “2023 Userbase Alienation Olympics”
With homophobia headed for the hospice in most US cities and suburbs (and even a few rural areas), the right is desperate for a new scapegoat and think they can give their dying party another lease on life by accusing transgenders of grooming and then accusing all who try to defend the accused of the same failing- just like they did in the late 2000s, when people first started realizing that 2 consenting guys or 2 consenting girls getting it on isn’t “unnatural” or “icky”
ik, i meant for putin
While Putin did obviously want him out of the way, this will do more harm than good because there can be no Wagner group without Prigozhin
The “Best Friends Forever” gambit
And on lemmy, a few weeks ago they went and deleted so many bot accounts to prevent vote manipulation that the total number of accounts actually decreased sharply for a few seconds and then continued growing as usual
According to the drake equation we’re looking at at least a few million planets with at least ordinary carbon-and-water-based life in this galaxy alone- and in such an unimaginably huge place as even the galaxy (never mind UNIVERSE) there’s bound to be at least 2 of everything, including sentient species.