What's Jesus got against Arsenal?

Ms Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles episode 2, by the way.

Trying to cut down on distracted driving... By keeping people from talking to themselves... A behavior which is proven time and time again to improve concentration, visual processing, and cognitive performance generally... Hmmmm...

Me when I find out that communal house dildos haven't been accepted yet at this stage of revolutionary struggle:

equator makes you sound more like a hick

hicquator

DID'JA SEE ON THE NEWS KATHLEEN THEY'RE HAVIN— JESUS CHRIST KATHLEEN THE COUNTRY'S GONE MAD, THEY'RE HAVIN PARADES FOR THEM BLACK AND TANS KATHLEEN, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG COR, COMMEMORATIONS FOR THEM KATHLEEN... (UNINTELLIGIBLE) CARRYIN ALL THEM CONTS KATHLEEN, AND THEM BLACK AND TANS KATHLEEN, THEY CAME TO THIS COUNTRY KATHLEEN, AND THEY WERE TAKIN WOMEN OUTTA VILLAGES KATHLEEN, AND THEY RUINED TOWNS KATHLEEN THEY DID, THEY'VE DESTROYED THE PLACE THE BLACK AND TANS KATHLEEN, I'M TELLIN YA THEY COME TA VILLAGES KATHLEEN AND THEY RUIN AND NO ONE WANTS TO (UNINTELLIGIBLE) THE COUNTRY KATHLEEN, THEY'RE TAKIN OVER THE COUNTRY KATHLEEN THEY'VE RUINED EVERYTHING KATHLEEN, THEY EVEN WROTE SONGS ABOUT THEM KATHLEEN "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN" AND THEY DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO THIS COUNTRY AT ALL KATHLEEN, COMIN OVER AND THEY'RE TAKIN THE WOMEN KATHLEEN, IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS HAVIN PARADES FOR THEM KATHLEEN IT'S SICKENIN THEY SHOULD GET OUT KATHLEEN IF THEY DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS KATHLEEN KATHLEEN, THIS COUNTRY KATHLEEN GET THEM ALL OUT WITH THE FOREIGNERS

No you're absolutely dead right Michael, I think it's a disgrace for the Irish government to have to commemorate the Brits in this country. Do you know what I'm saying?

THE BRITS????

What? Yeah, the Brits and the Black and Tans in the Royal Irish Constabulary.

THE BRITS, KATHLEEN...????

What did you think we were on about????

THE MEXICANS AND THE NIGERIANS KATHLEEN

if I had an alternative

Time to bring back the HRE states that were like the size of a single town

Honestly I've taken to mentally replacing half of news articles with just the words "BE AFRAID!!!" in big letters

What is this guy expecting? That Russia's gonna blaze through the European Plain and then cross the channel? That Russia's gonna send its navy over Norway and surround Northern Ireland to make sure we stay in the Star Trek timeline?

Person 1: "For no' finvær i dag! Solen skinner, ikke en eneste sky i himmel'n—"

Person 2: "Listen here, buddy, you're in AMERICA, so quit that foreign yakkin' and start speakin' like the locals do!"

Person 1: "Hau! Erika emáčiyapi. Wíyuškiŋyaŋ waŋčhíŋyaŋke."

Cave dwellings throughout history have generally had pretty good natural lighting, incidentally, since ancient humans had an even greater need for natural light than modern humans do. Your below street row house having poor enough natural lighting to basically drive a man to depression I'm willing to guess is a lot more to do with cost-cutting on the housing market than anything, honestly.

This is only somewhat related, but during my recent visit to the USA I learned that one of my cousins who I hadn't seen in four years is trans and communist in pretty much the exact same way as me, with a lot of other similarities, too. It owns a blåhaj which it named "Kaworu" after the Evangelion character. That was my first time seeing a blåhaj in person, and the first time I experienced being physically proximal to a person I could actually relate to. It's very lonely being this closeted with no-one like me nearby. Maybe I'll get myself a blåhaj and name it "Shinji" to keep me company until the next time I see my cousin. God willing that won't be another four years.