I heard a story about some American soldiers at a remote base in Afghanistan that all shared a single fleshlight, and all got the same STIs because they didn't clean it properly. But hey with enough disinfectant I guess that would be fine? Well except for the part where they were occupying Afghanistan.
Was also a story line in Blue Mountain State where the football team got the clap from sharing one
I also heard this story
It must've been on a podcast or something. I'm afraid to look it up though.
I shudder at the thought of what Google is going to give me if I type “Afghanistan flashlight”.
Mom! Avery is hogging the dildo again!
Dad said it's my turn with the fleshlight
This is exactly the kind of brilliant thought experimentation I and many others come to Hexbear for.
Thank you comrades.
*Thank you cum rags.
Me when I find out that communal house dildos haven't been accepted yet at this stage of revolutionary struggle:
Under communism everyone shares the same dildo
Damn I've been using the same dick with all my partners
Anything that needs to be cleaned will never be workable communal house property.
Dishes and utensils aren’t communal?
Jokes aside, if it can transmit bodily fluids it shouldn’t be communal absent ~~absurd~~ difficult to meet cleanliness standards.
Disclaimer: if everyone is cool with it literally any standard of cleanliness works (absent pressure against those who wouldn’t otherwise be).
I've lived with people that for sure could not be trusted to clean dishes or utensils
Lived with a roommate who has never changed his bedsheet in a year - it had holes because it was rotting from his sweat. He also never removed hair that clogged the bathroom floor when he used it. He also had a punchable-face attitude, so there's that too. Absolutely disgusting.
tbf if you put the dildo in the dishwasher after every use like utensils that'd be a decent cleanliness policy
Is that what where gonna do today, are we going to struggle session?
but when I use my mom’s dildo as an experimenting teenager everyone calls me weird 🙄
As long as both are thoroughly boiled after each use, what's the issue?
I've made my fortune in bridges and boiled dildos
I don't know, but how many people do you know would be open to having a communal dildo?
My primary issue is that if it's anything like other communal resources between roommates nobody will be diligent about boiling and you will just share UTIs after a week or two.
Just boil it yourself before use
How do you come up with this shit 
Grew up with undiagnosed autism and pretty young learned that by far the easiest way to make friends and get dates/laid is to be physically attractive and funny/fun to be around so I worked on those two things quite a bit
Also, I saw this image and since I've recently been meeting and befriending the kinky poly queers in my city, the joke just immediately formed in my head
NSFW: Fleshlight in picture
Adding dildo washing to the chore wheel
I don't want to be the fun police, but the stack of dildos in the sink has become unmanageable, people!
hpv and herpes are no joke. the latest research shows that they're related to diseases like alzheimer's disease and multiple schlerosis
For a polycule, why not?
Nope. This is a terrible idea. Someone will use it and not clean it afterwards and there'll be a whole fight and passive aggressive notes and everything will just go south quick.
It's acceptable as long as everyone is consenting to fluids being potentially shared or trusting and consenting to the cleaning routine. ENM isn't hard you just gotta communicate
That's Greg
Just for fun, an absurd tangent: what if the zucchini gets boiled and skinned after? Is it still food?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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