[-] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 4 hours ago

I suspect he's flailing for anything that will salvage the stock market he's been fucking up. At least until he sees something to make him mad again. That decrepit, senile, orange old bastard has lost like 97% of his object permanence.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 hours ago

No no, leave them that way.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 4 hours ago

I think your comment spent too long being tumble dried.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online -4 points 5 hours ago

Well I mean it's Reddit, that's half their MO now. The other half is being thought police.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 5 hours ago

Trump: fuck you Canada

Canada: no, fuck you Trump

Trump: uh... Double fuck you Canada!

Big Auto: STHAP THE LINE GO DOWN AHHHHH!

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 5 hours ago

Victorian aristocracy: ah, yes, mowed laws, because useful land is for peasants.

Americans: FREEDOM LAWNS

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 days ago

It's a Charismacracy; those who can out-popular the others wins.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago

That's a triple negative. So Zenith there, having made the third strike, is out.

Wait, that's not what the three strikes rule means? Well I mean according to Zenith's logic it is. You can't tell me he's right and I'm wrong twice. My double negative cancels out to a positive.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 100 points 3 weeks ago

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 70 points 1 month ago

Creatives: produces warnings

Conservatives: Hey check out this cool instruction manual I found!

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I guess that goes for eyebrows and other body hair in general, but it seems like hair loss with age is very specifically only on top of the head and nowhere else.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 94 points 2 months ago

Why are tomatoes $11 each? What happened to all the lawn care companies? Why did Subway go out of business? This is all the Democrats fault!

-Republicans in 2027

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