Now made with 100% bullshit.

Free Luigi, DDD

He's not so much cutting wires as he is flailing a chainsaw uncontrollably at everything within reach.

Just keep using the disk icon.

Just because the original reference is outdated doesn't mean it's useless; the symbolism carries over. Changing it to the sake of future-proofing makes no sense because everybody already understands it now, and that knowledge will carry forward into the future. It has become the standard, even if it makes no sense, it even if it never made sense.

Horsepower is still used to refer to engine strength, even though nobody uses horses. Qwerty is still the keyboard default even though it's not optional, because typewriters had settled on that standard ages ago. The human skull symbol is commonly used as a shorthand to indicate a substance is poisonous, because it has been for a long time. Even the term "dial" when referring to phone calls is still commonly used, even though nobody but your great-grandmother still even owns a rotary phone.

Tldr; If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Times like this are why I'm glad I live in a blue state. Not that it will ship the problems, it even slow then down. The Orange Idiot is going after Chicago right now like he's got a vendetta, and diseases don't care about imaginary lines.

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I hope these fuckers are happy now. They got what they wanted. Or just ignored the problem and now that it's not going away they've finally realized that maybe they should have voted differently. Or at all.

I hope y'all bastards suffer.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn't structurally compromised to the point where it couldn't be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

Especially if it's braided and has extra large and durable connector thingies so it won't hard bend.

Don't forget the duct tape.

She's a scapegoat. They arrested her to make a public example of her. Fuck those bastards, set her free.