My Friday consisted of drinking 7 Boilermakers, meeting the most beautiful Brazilian lady and then falling hard on my face. I got some pretty fucked up cuts, but I guess falling in love is just a literal thing nowadays.

From here on out I'm gonna say,"Kamala's not black, she's Jamaican" then do the fake hitting a joint gesture.

Tim Walz is your everyday average gen x honkey. He betrayed his Lieutenant Gov, Peggy Flanagan, and allowed Line 3 to be built on the White Earth reservation.

Lol at all the stupid fuckers in WNY who thought manufacturing microprocessors would be a good idea. I told people about the Foxconn debacle in Wisconsin but the delusions are too strong. Same people who think the Bills will win a Superbowl any year.

The thing about this country is that most of us are a bunch of settlers who need to be humbled on the international stage. We are the bad guys and I feel it's advantageous to the good people of the world that we have an incompetent bumbling idiot as our leader. The sooner Xi fires the nukes the sooner we are to turning the corner on this very sad point in history. As John Brown put it, "the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood".

He's fired

I think my list of least dangerous to most dangerous is Blackbear, fellow hiker man, Grizzly Bear, man in woods not hiking, and man who owns property next to said hiking trail.

That was the first thought that crossed my mind and all I could think thereafter was, "My god, they really are blue MAGA".

My absolute favorite is to hit them with even more religious bullshit. "As a devout Catholic I cannot deny Jesus of Nazareth is the rightful King of Israel and his kingdom will reign through the hearts of all; it transcends borders, language and culture. To acknowledge another Israel would be against the practice of the church."

Blue state republicans are the absolute worst NIMBYs. These small towns and villages are doing everything they can in upstate New York to block green energy projects. All these made up zoning and code regulations that we have to fight in court. Not to mention these local officials are all flunkies who don't know how to write laws so we end up winning after burning a pile of money.

People on Hexbear are calling me a moron when I say stuff that isn't true. This is terrible for my mental health and you guys are the intolerant ones for not believing my blatant lies.

Talking about inconveniences and commiserating with others is just life. Acknowledging systemic issues may be the source of your misfortune is politics.