No, I was being completely serious and I don't see how it's absurd but I'm happy you think so.

wym

objectively helpful

With respect, history and science disagree with this as a blanket statement.

I remember that hnnngggg swimmers body omg, peoples brains were melted from too much obama in the 00's oh wow animal collective and microbrew so cool

Its also purposefully mixed in with fake shit about aliens, crystal healing, and associated with Icke, AJ, etc.