Sudden hearing loss is a medical emergency, you need to be seen now. Please don’t put it off. Good luck.

Plus the little rocket is really cute

“You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie…a rebel.”

The bible has a lot to say about false idols and the jealousy of God.

He’s rotting from the inside. Soon it’ll be just a flaccid, waxen skinsuit and it’ll flop to the ground to be eaten by vermin.

right-wing nonprofit

I don’t think that’s a thing

Can someone explain the separate bidet? You take a shit on the toilet then crab walk over to the bidet or what?

I misread that as “she doesn’t work properly in my country” and I was like she doesn’t work properly here either

That sounds like something someone hit by a Jewish space laser would say!

Maybe if the employees don’t know what time it is, they work a lot of unpaid overtime?